I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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