I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
i fell asleep last night with fifteen animal crackers in my mouth. rock bottom dude.
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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