Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
I just sucked dick on a ferry
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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