He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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