But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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