Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
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