It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
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