Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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