So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
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i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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