Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
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