just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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