Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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