You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
Randomize