shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
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