if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
Do plants get herpes?
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