I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
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