I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
did you just send me my own nude
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
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