One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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