butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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