North Korea, Best Korea!
now i know why i became what i already was.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
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