Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
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