Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
y did u give ur computer a hand job?
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
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