new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
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