i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
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