i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
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