dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
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