guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
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