I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
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