Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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