it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
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