i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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