my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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