I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
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