they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
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