you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Hello my rib-scented angel!
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
there is glitter all over my balls
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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