I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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