Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
You were trust falling into bushes
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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