Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
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