"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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