he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
Randomize
