we're blogging at a bar
Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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