we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
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