He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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