I just farted so loud that my cat got so scared he fell off the couch.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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