I am in a vortex of obligation.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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