ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
Floor bacon is actually really good
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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