Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
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