Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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