you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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