sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
This toilet bowl is my home.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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