how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
Randomize
