"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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