you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
I smell like Dick and happiness
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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