this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
you made out with another girl for some wings
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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